Headless chicken syndrome hits Britain!…

…as a virus related to multiple personality disorder, first noticed in Scotland last week in Dunfermline and West Fife, reaches Downing Street. The syndrome’s symptoms have been observed in the case of the dual prime minister. A man called Tony Brown, no sorry, Gordon Blair, last seen at his home in Dunfermline claiming he wants to improve Britain’s security while his own seems to have been threatened by his neighbours, has turned up in South Africa, claiming to be the Prime Minister. However he will not be voting for the Prime Minister for the second time in a week. This is clear evidence of headless chicken syndrome, the main symptoms of which include a refusal to support or have confidence in ones own policies. The interesting thing about this case is that the so-called dual prime minister appears to have two bodies. This may of course be some kind of Illuminati trick or perhaps just chronic avoidance and denial of bad news.

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