Headless chicken syndrome spreads!

…as one more case is reported in London. The new case is the very rare triple mutant variety of HCS known as HCS3, or 2PM+1. As Gordon Clarke and Charles Brown join Tony Brown and Gordon Blair the total number of cases is now six or three, depending on whether bodies or mutants are being counted. The main symptom of HCS3 is identity crisis. The area within one kilometre of Parliament is now in quarantine and no members of the public are allowed there, with the exception of Trappist monks, who are immune to headless chicken syndrome. The South African variant of 2PM has tried to escape the consequences by not voting for ID cards while the Dunfermline and West Fife variant is licking its wounds and trying to sound pompous.


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