Cardiff cannabis near-naked women shocker!

…Cannabis has been banned after a Chinese man has been caught giving hashish to three near-naked women. Sorry we are a little late in reporting this story. 78 years late to be precise. Well they only had snail mail in those days. And our postie’s been off work with HCS. So the old whacky baccy drives you gaga after all. The Observer caught a spot of reefer madness on Sunday. It seems our kids can’t get enough skunk and they are all going schizo and beating up granny and running of with her pension to buy more of the wicked weed. I don’t know what to make of the 23-year-old who died after bingeing on cough medicine. To each his own I guess. Don’t they give the kids cold showers any more. Dad says you used to get good Jamaican off the banana boats in the old days, but it does seem as if the Dutch variety just drives you bananas. Still it is nice to think that Cardiff was so exciting back in the Roaring Twenties.

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