Men are back…

…according to Blonde moments so the sheep of Aberblah had better watch out. Our World Weary Detective has been unblogged by the Met. I thought they were too busy controlling the crowds of mortgage applicants outside the Italian Embassy. Tessa Jowell is now an independent single working mother of means so we wish her well in her mortgage free future. It no longer looks like Norway, so for the first time in aeons we don’t have beans for tea. I’m going to start a campaign to get base 13 taught in schools as part of a gender equality drive. Girls will then find it easier to relate arithmetic to their periods and thus much teenage trauma will be spared. We shall also have a correct Ultimate Answer and there will be an instant reduction in Shell’s profits.


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