Murgle soup…

…Take any old murgles. Soak overnight in salted water. Bring to the boil between the hours of ten and noon. Take some fresh psilocybin mushrooms and some ginseng and a cup of fresh early morning urine (assuming you had murgle soup the day before) and simmer gently. Invite a friend for lunch. Take the afternoon off. Get a warm blanket and some of your best Dead Can Dance albums. Giggle with wild abandon as the mood takes you. Do not under any circumstances go anywhere near the Northern Line. Any profound insight gained should be emailed to the Murgle Society c/o the Freemasons, Hotel de Bilderberg, Oosterbeek, the Netherlands. We take no responsibilty for the after effects. Murgles are not for wimps.

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2 Responses to Murgle soup…

  1. Mike E says:

    An idea: Replace the red lights with Phantom Green Torches & hold murgle luncheons in Amsterdam’s soon-to-be vacated Windows…it’ll be the first City District on Planet Earth devoted to the Commerce of Wizardry!

  2. We’ve already made a start with the Cannabis College.

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